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Why you should never be friends with your hairstylist

My hairstylist thinks we’re friends. We don’t grab drinks on Thursday nights. I don’t share intimate details of my life. But she thinks we’re friends. She hugs me when I arrive and when I leave. She spends the hour telling me everything about her life and asking me advice about her relationship with her boyfriend. 

This is all well and good until I’m not happy with my haircut. I can’t exactly get mad and fracture this fragile woman. So, I keep my mouth shut. 

The moral of the story: don’t be friends with your hairstylist. 

    • #hairstylist
    • #color
    • #haircut
    • #friends
    • #advice
  • 1 year ago
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I'm blonde. I'm known to make complex and not-so-funny political jokes. I powerlift. I like interesting people. I like watching French films without subtitles. I don't speak French.

If you don't like what I say, I'll Aaron Burr your ass (see #2).

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